I was touched by the story of Skid Mark in Seattle, in fact, it made me touch myself. You see, I have a poop fettish, and I spend all my time luring victims to my home where I use seductive tactics and anal beads to obtain what I desire. I was saddened to hear that Skid Mark in Seattle is now poop-free, as we could have been a match made in heaven. Do you know of others with this problem so that I may find my soulmate?

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