Dear Drew. I get extremely turned on when my dog humps my leg. Is this a normal fetish?

Turned on in Tulsa, Yes, this is absolutely a normal fetish....if you are another DOG! Let's stop smearing raw meat all over your leg and then pretending to be surprised when the dog spends the next twenty minutes treating your knee like a drunk girl on prom night. Come on, your dog is busy enough licking his own genitals, I don't think you need to make him lick yours.