Dear Drew, My Aunt wanted me to send her a postcard by snail mail so I taped the postcard to a snail and sent it. My problem is that I sent it three weeks ago and the snail has only made it a few feet. do you have any suggestions?

Impatient in Nebraska, The best thing you can do now is to go ahead and remove the letter from the snail. After you have scraped off the slime and gooey residue, just tape your letter to the next gummy worm you see crawling by. It may take a while, but I guarantee your letter will arrive to your lovely Aunt. And if the gummy worm gives you any attitude just stay tuned to AskDrewNow.com, we have the perfect solution coming via video in the near future. You are welcome.