Who is better, pirates or ninjas?

Sally Lover in Shingletown, This question seems to come up a lot, lucky for you I have actually been both a pirate and a ninja in the past. While being a ninja is fun, it can not compare to the life a pirate leads. Shark fights, sword fights, full blown scurvy, and the hot steamy man-love on the high seas is impossible to top...or bottom, depending on how you like your man-love. Yo man ho, yo man ho, a pirate's life for me.