A little bit of blood rushes into my penis whenever I hear the country hit "Nooner." I'm not gay am I?

Nooner Lover in Nashville, Yes, you are absolutely gay. My advice is to embrace it...buy yourself a convertible, start working out at the gym no less than 8 hours a day, and learn to dance with your arms above your head. But hey, every time you watch our "Nooner" video you are simply getting free porn. Bonus!