When will I get rich?

Greedy in Gainesville, I hate to break it to you, but according to my calculations you will never be rich. In fact, I think you owe me money. So as of right now, you are un-rich, the anti rich, without richness. But that's ok, I will accept monthly payments. Plus, paying me will make you spiritually rich, and that is more important than any amount of money (except for the money you should pay me.) Let's just call it your "Drew Tithe." Get your check book out...you don't want Smelvis coming after you with a wiffle bat.