If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you?

Movie Lover in Maryland, I don't think there would be any single person more qualified to play me in a movie about my life than a resin cast of Julia Robert's teeth. I can picture it now, those three-story tall gums walking on the beach...the eighteen foot smile creating shade for small squirrels and young children in Central Park...and the glaring resemblance to Mr. Ed the horse while he licks peanut butter off his ass. It would truly be beautiful. "Drew: My Life as a Resin Cast of Julia Robert's Teeth." *coming soon to a theater near you*