Do you think Billy Mays is still alive and he is just going to pretend he used a product to bring him back to life and charge 19.99 for it?

Cracked out in Compton, I do...I really really do. We all know Billy could do bumps of coke like no one since George W. Bush, so how in the hell would someone like Billy go down like that? I think he got in deep with the Oxi-clean mafia and had to lay low for a while. Once the heat is off he will come back with the strongest Hercules Hooks known to man. And to anyone reading this who may work for the companies that produce these items, I will let you know where you can send the free samples for plugging your products on the (soon to be) World's Most Non-Ball Sucking and Awesome Website!!