I recently when to a camp in Iowa named EO-WA-TA, the website said it was a family camp yet after we spent a week there I have no recollection of what happened. All I do remember from the trip was hanging upside down from an observation clinic attached to a volcano giving a reverse rim job to a VCR. Is there any way I could regain my memory and file a lawsuit against this family paradise?

John in Messina, *you were never at Camp Eowata....you were never at Camp Eowata...Satan did not force you to perform unspeakable acts on the VCR....there is no altar in the volcano...soon we will call on you to return to the camp and fulfill the final life engineering prophecy...* So as you can see, you have nothing to worry about. But I would still suggest you go ahead and build your own observation deck in the ditch across the street, just to keep an eye on those crazy bastards.