Are two portable virgilios actually better than one?

Smegma in Smermanville, The interesting thing about portable virgilios is that the more you have the worse they are. I once knew someone who had eighty-seven portable virgilios at once, and you know what happened? That's right, they accidentally sliced their thumb open while punching a television...they also got herpes. So my advice would be to own as few portable virgilios as possible, nothing good can come of them.