Dear Drew,
Ever since I was little I've been afraid of the boogeyman. What are you afraid of?

Gutless in Grafton, I will list my top five fears for you now: 5. Engine coolant that smells like chocolate 4. Time traveling zombie toaster crumbs 3. Pickled asparagus 2. People who only eat cheese while watching The Golden Girls 1. Curly hair on an Asian prostitute