Who do you think would win in a fight: the taint of Etta James or John Cena?

Donner Party in Detroit, Hands down, beyond a shadow of a doubt, Etta James' taint is the most powerful patch of fuzz in the entire world. Men, women, and giants alike have all fallen to the power of her taint, and John Cena would be no exception. If only that taint could talk, I wonder what kind of stories it could tell...