One of my co-workers breath constantly smells of anchovies and artichoke hearts. Is there a medical condition that causes this hella horrible rank? ... or is this a normal occurance amongst the human specie?

Hellacious Halitosis in Houston, This is actually a very common problem. I wouldn't call it a medical condition as much as I would call it a nasty-ass mouth condition. They might be brushing their teeth with their toilet scrubber, or gargling ball water. Either way, you need to do something about it. I would suggest sneaking peppermint schnapps in to their coffee each day. Not only will it freshen their breath, but it will help to make them less of a douchebag. Slowly increase the amount of schnapps you use each day and enjoy!