What is the meaning of life?

John in Messina, this is the toughest yet most common question I get. I first discovered the meaning of life when I was cleaning out the gutters on my ex-wife-sister's trailer house. Ever since then I have clung to that idea and used it every day to help me live a happier and more full life. So before I reveal this I want to make sure everyone heeds these words with caution: What you are about to read will change your life forever...FOREVER. The meaning of life is...life sucks monkey balls, get used to it and quit whining. HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!