Michael Jackson is dead. So is Farrah Fawcett. Deaths are said to happen in 3's and I think Courtney Love is next. She's like 98 lbs now. Who do you think is doomed to die next?

Kitty Splat in Kansas, I think that the next person who is doomed to die will probably Pauly Shore. He has been one of the finest actors in the history of cinema and will be remembered as a pioneer, an icon, and a legend. Let it be known here first....Pauly Shore, the King of Cinema. We loved you Pauly and your career is sorely missed.