Why do I never see pigeons on Sunday?

Pigeon Lover in Pensacola, Pigeons are rarely seen on Sunday because they like to spend their "day of rest" cooing and pooping on all of the people entering and exiting churches. In fact, their one mission in life is to tag as many ugly dresses and hideous suits on Sundays as possible. That is why pigeons are one of my favorite animals. Yes, they may be disgusting and annoying, but the poop on people who go to church...winner winner pigeon dinner.