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A Question from Wet Lamp Shade in Walkeroosa
Wet Lamp Shade in Walkeroosa
Dear Drew, I've been having sex with my lamp for six months now. I know she loves me but I really want to try to start a family with her. Do you have any advice on how I can talk her into this?