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Drew - Via Twitter
Sometimes u realize "Hey, its Monday...I feel like listening to #JohnnyCash." Disagree with me? Go fuck urself u #TobyKeith piece of shit.
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I love Boy Meets World more than u:’Boy Meets World’ Cast Meets for First-Ever Official Reunion - https://t.co/wH1aErjpC2 via @YahooTV
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Im putting that shit on a tshirt. "@PeteyPlastic: I wish I had someone to fuck right now while watching "Friday the 13th"."
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@GarrettGriess Colbert hates u"I dont like newspapers. Thats why I dont subscribe 2 any. If I have 2 kill a spider, I use a rolled-up iPad."
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@balconyfool U can b honest & admit that u like to see Vin Diesel’s enormous package jiggle & vibrate when he hits the nitrous in his Celica
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When I die I want to be #cremated and have my ashes mixed in with @AmandaBynes ’s bronzer because that gross bitch is fine. #FreshOutTheBox
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My goal in life is 2b the first male 2 ever attend a taping of #TheView. Oh wait, I forgot @GarrettGriess beat me 2 it #HeGotAFreeToothbrush
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Drew - Via Twitter
I wonder if https://t.co/ZnqFlHHZ0X has a section to find those horny & slutty babysitters u always see in porn. #ImSureShesGoodWithKidsToo
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It figures, I just got my first #PillowPet and now they come out with #GlowPets. I guess now I’ll have 2 get another unicorn to jack off on.
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Drew - Via Twitter
Im starting the #SlimFast diet. Wait, thats the 1 where u eat 11 Big Macs, take half a bottle of Xanax & throw up while unconscious, right?
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Holy shit I just realized something! #BruceWillis was actually dead in that movie #TheSixthSense! Also there is no known cure for my herpes.
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Ppl always ask me "Drew, why r u so #sexy?" to which I reply "Wow, Ive never seen a woman drink that much #vodka, lets go check out my van."
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Drew - Via Twitter
I just bought an #Otterbox case 4 my phone. Strange, I didnt know anyone else knew the pet name I use for my wifes lady area. #ISaidOtterbox
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In my day Big Red Gum was only a quarter #MentholGumPlease "@tori_mich: I spent $10 on a pack of reds last night.. #TooHungoverToCare #Yolo"
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Ive been thinking about this a lot lately, and I believe the vegetable I would most like to have sex with is cabbage. #ItWouldBeAGentleLover
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What the hell are u, a cat? Do u also enjoy chasing laser pointers? "@tori_mich: Play with my hair and scratch my back and I’m yours."
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83% of #addicts have a #relapse within the 1st year. Pussies. I always make sure I relapse within the 1st 24 hours. #BeatThatLohan
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Drew - Via Twitter
Whenever some1 says "Thank u god" what they r really saying is "I actually believe in talking snakes & zombies." Sounds kind of crazy, huh?
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Drew - Via Twitter
I think Im going 2 start using the word #Fresh as an adjective & verb. Like"This tweet is so fresh."Thats pretty freshingly original, right?
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I love when I see pants that r labeled "High Waisted." It makes me think about what I try to be every Friday night. #GetIt
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