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Its official, my left leg is longer than my right leg...think about that next time youre pleasuring urself while thinking about me #ThatsHot |
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This christian top 40 radio station thats on at the gym really makes me wish someone would kill me now. #DeathByCrucificationWouldBeNice |
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Old lady at post office just bought stamps and asked if she needed to lick them...these r the people it should be legal to stab #OldPeople |
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Drew - Via Twitter |
Does anyone else get super horny when that tiny bottle on the #5HourEnergy commercial dumps out an avocado, banana and piece of broccoli? |
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Does anyone know how to say "Toilet Baby" in Bohemian? Nevermind, Ill just ask my mom to tell me the story of my birth again. #Family |
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Im so excited 4 the basketball games today! Not the #NCAA tourney, but the pickup games at the prison I organize. #LessTimeToShankAndRapeMe |
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I cant believe its already #PalmSunday. Since I discovered porn it seems like it comes once a week. #PalmSaturday #PalmMonday #PalmEveryday |
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Drew - Via Twitter |
Does anyone know if u can cook #meth in a slowcooker? My #BettyCrocker cookbook only has recipes for tater tot casserole and weed brownies. |
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Drew - Via Twitter |
If my next kid is a boy Im thinking about naming him Thorbjorn Snakeman. Either that or Gottleib McNutterpants. #Thoughts |
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Ever notice when u cut ur nastiest farts theres never anyone around 2 smell them? I wonder why the people here in Walgreens r staring at me. |
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Drew - Via Twitter |
I really want to be like #ArnoldPalmer so I just invented my own drink: Its half whiskey and half whiskey. Its called Drew’s Whiskey #DFT |
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Shout out to Pioneer Village in Minden, NE for being the biggest piece of shit on the face of the earth since 1953. #LindsayLohanIsAClose2nd |
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If I die and the words "Record Setting Aviator" arent mentioned after my name I will have achieved my goal of not being a huge douche. |
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Is it ironically cool that Im currently watching #PitBull & #ChristinaAguilera on the #Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards? #NoItsJustSad #IKnow |
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The only legitimate definition of pure ecstasy in life is that beautiful moment when u find a #CheezIt with salt on both sides. |
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No matter what any coach/player/fan tells u, the single greatest play in basketball is now the #PickleRoll . #Bracket #NCAA #KickThePickle |
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Just so every1 knows how amazing I am, theres a #ChuckECheese in #Omaha & #Denver w/my high scores everywhere. #Stupid10YearOldsCantStopMe |
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And in other news, #NorthDakota has now become the dumbest state in the country. Congratulations on ignoring science and reason you morons. |
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