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Buzzkill in Beatrice
  
Dear Drew,
I've watched all of your videos and I have to say, I think you guys suck. Why don't you do some serious acting for once?
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Stalker in Syracuse
  
Dear Drew,
I was just wondering, how do you guys come up with all these great ideas for your videos?
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Fed Up in Fredericksburg
  
Dear Drew,
I have a co-worker who is a total ass and was wondering what you think I should do about it?
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Chirp Chirp in Chattanooga
  
Dear Drew,
I was thinking about starting my own Twitter page. What do you think?
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Gobbled in Greenville
  
Dear Drew,
My friends and I can't come to an agreeance on this question. We knew if anyone could help it would be you--so which would you rather fight? A man with a knife or a wild turkey?
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Diabetic in Denver
  
Dear Drew,
I was just wondering, what do you think is the best candy in the world?
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Inbred in Indiana
  
Dear Drew,
I love Larry the Cable Guy. I was just wondering if you knew of any other comedians that you would think I might like.
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Wet Lamp Shade in Walkeroosa
  
Dear Drew,
I've been having sex with my lamp for six months now. I know she loves me but I really want to try to start a family with her. Do you have any advice on how I can talk her into this?
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Uncle Brother in Buffalo
  
Dear Drew,
I've been trying to talk my cousin into having sex with me for weeks now and unfortunately I have not had any success. What should I do to get her in the sack?
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Drew
  
Dear Drew,
Who are you better than this week?
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Devastated in Detroit
  
Dear Drew,
I have really ruined my life. I have burned every bridge and ruined every relationship I have had. Is there anything you know that could help me get my life back on track?
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Placenta in Pittsburgh
  
Dear Drew,
I heard Jason and Leatherface are finally having their baby. Got any inside info on when it's due?
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Serial Killer in Scranton
  
Dear Drew,
I'm just checking in to see how Jason and Leatherface's relationship has been going. I'm sure being America's hottest couple has its ups and downs. Got any dirt on this sexy love saga?
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Skid Mark in Seattle
  
Dear Drew,
This is kind of embarrassing but my marriage is in trouble because I can't stop pooping. Am I alone with this problem?
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